Do you hate surprises? Are circus shoes and squirting flowers not your thing? Are people who hide their emotions behind masks a no-no? Is a clown car your ultimate nightmare? Does Ronald McDonald freak you out? If so, our rich, bready fresh-hop Belgian IPA might help. It?s silly without being scary. It probably won?t reduce your coulrophobia (aka fear of clowns), but we?re pretty sure it will fix your fear of Belgians.

6.9% ABV